After we ordered drinks and food, he told me that he didn't bring any money.I usually don't mind splitting half of the bill, but he brought absolutely nothing.She knew of my boss and went on and on about how hot she was.I didn't have the heart to tell her that I worked for my mom's company, meaning my date was actually talking about how hot my MOM was for the entire date.Needless to say, we did not go out on a second date.—claudiaestrellac While in line at Starbucks, he blurted out that he may or may not be the father of a newborn baby boy.When he asked if I wanted to have sex in a bathroom stall, I took a cab home. I figured he got the message when I practically ran out of there, but 15 minutes later my phone started dinging like crazy. I was so excited to go home, but we couldn't because his car wouldn't start.He texted me five pictures of his penis, next to his TV, DVD, and Wii controllers. I told him I could get a ride from a friend, but he insisted he had someone coming.
He asked me if he could borrow my ring to do a trick, which I obliged. Mallory, Facebook As I was crossing the street, I accidentally fell into a pothole and broke my foot.As we were leaving, he asked if I could drive him to court the next day. —xaddiex I wanted to do something casual, so we ended up going to a park. He went in for a kiss, and when I politely declined, he pushed me into the duck pond.I can't swim, so a woman resembling Ruth Bader Ginsberg had to come and fish me out. —Beckingham Palace Throughout the entire dinner my blind date refused to talk to me.There was no preamble or warning, just, "Yeah, I killed a guy once" like he was talking about the weather.He also told me that he'd seen Bigfoot in his backyard and that the NSA was tapping his computer and that's why he didn't believe in the Internet. —Marisa Kahla, Facebook My blind date did stand-up comedy on the side. He told me I was annoying, pulled out a strip of duct tape out of nowhere and taped my mouth shut.—K.k.